My favourite way to parody creationist arguments is to ask why creationists believe in growth.
You never SEE growth, do you? Has anyone actually observed a child in the process of getting bigger? Of course not! And yet so-called scientists ask us to put all our faith in this non-detectable process which nobody has ever seen.
The truth about so-called ‘growth’ is that God takes away your children every night and substitutes slightly larger, smarter ones. Isn’t that a much simpler and more satisfactory explanation than this hypothetical ‘growth’ process?
The problem is, I worry that some creationists might actually come to believe it…







