NRA to arm Blastocysts!
Apparently in some states in the US you can get gun licenses for your 10-month old child! In fact there is no age limit on getting the required ID in some US states.
Don’t beleive me, well then check this article out.
Not only does the baby get the ID, but Dad uses the ID to get the bub a 12-gauge shotgun! Luckily in this case the Dad is sensible and he’ll put the gun away until the child is at least 14. After all you wouldn’t want your toddlers teething on a 12-bore, imagine the dental bills.
Given that there is no age limit on getting the required gun ID, how long before the NRA tries to sign up blastocysts? Heck they’ll probably start issuing them Uzzis so that they can defend themselves against “evil” stem cell researchers.
The next step is condoms made of Kevlar; think about it!
