Aug 23 2008
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Al-Qaeda declares war on the cucumber.
Al-Qaeda is losing support among Sunnis in Iraq due to its brutal crackdown on activities that it considers un-Islamic.
Al-Qaeda has ruled that woman cannot buy cucumbers or any “suggestively-shaped” vegetable. Apparently they have even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails pointed upward, which Al-Qaeda said is haraam.
This would all be very funny if it wasn’t for the brutal way in which Al-Qaeda enforced its farcical rules. A nine year old boy was apparently slaughtered like a goat because his parents wouldn’t swear loyalty to Al-Qa’eda.
